I learned how to dance the dance in a mystical way
And how to gather up the clouds on a sunny day
Now I can't heal the weak, nor teach the dumb to speak
But I can bring about a storm without delay
Now God told Noah what he had to do
The critters came marching up two by two
Your house don't float, you better build a boat
I know that magic too

Now if you don't stop your fighting
I'm gonna strike you all down with lighting
And make it rain till you wish that you never see another drop
But it won't stop
Shut all the windows, and slam the door
Shut all the windows, and slam the door
Shut all the windows, and slam the door
I'm just about set, to take the world by storm

This ancient recipe, it ain't no bust
You just gotta have the right kind of ancient dust
Now think real hard before
Declaring all our war
Because I can turn your blades of steel to rust
Ever heard of having water on the brain
The drip, drip, drip can drive a man insane
After the flood you'll have Sahara mud
And the Rocky Mountains will become an island chain

Now if you don't stop your fighting
I'm gonna strike you all down with lighting
And make it rain till you wish that you never see another drop
But it won't stop
Shut all the windows, and slam the door
Shut all the windows, and slam the door
Shut all the windows, and slam the door
I'm just about set, to take the world by storm
Take the world by storm
Take the world by storm

Rain, rain, go away
Come again some other day
Rain, rain, go away
Come again some other day
Rain, rain, go away
Come again some other day
Rain, rain, go away
Come again some other day